"I hate myself and I want to die."
"I didn't even know it was contagious."
"All I'm saying is: There's a lot of bears in here."
"Tentacles of DOOOOM!"
"Sigh, also..."
"That's Shakespeare, bucko, and you can take that to the bank!"
"HammerCandy: Years to learn, seconds to master."
"What is it about you that turns people into pro-wrestlers?"
"I'm sorry: What?"
"I'm pretty sure there's no such place."
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