Time Cop...not a bad movie, actually, if you can stand Van...Van Damn? Van Damm? Van Dike? Van Dyke? Van Hydroelectric Power Production Facility?

...Van Damme.

And his gender-bending alter-ego, Van Dame!  

Shoopah! It's all happening... Gravy Soup Time Vaporub Bob the Dog Let's do time warpin' The Transypoo Effect Jurassic Freak Out! Dinosaurs and Cowboys Why are we in jail? You are here -- [Chrono Police!] The Sci-fi Channel Video Game Gettin' outa here! Pop Stand The first shoe Jack Kirby The other shoe And the beat goes on.... Catch Phrase Liquid Metal A is for Awesome He died as he lived... It's only a flesh wound... Mutate to the rescue! Split second Time Phone Lost cell phone Gigantoraptor Taunting and Forgetting Copyright one million B.C. Sound FX Nightmare Meercat Village Don't Take Flower's Name in Vain Just Hangin' Around. It was Aweful! Of Leaving and Lions. Going Forward in Time. The Third Shoe Jo's Room Baldness New Kid on the Block! Real World The meeting We're Lost The Expositor! Swings and Guns Universe 299 Hot Dog Ra'uf Glasgow Universe Hopping Home at Last Glomp The End? Nerds The Alien Queen is Better Do Not Want! Impulse Buy KO is OK Musclely Arms The Bathroom Kill you TV before it kills you. Soda Matterhorn Pirates Rubber Hose Epiphany Down in the Park... What's up? Chicken! Golden Girls Acey&Transypoo Crater Friends? BFF! Acey meet Amy Obvious Princess Snuggle Pants Gift Basket The Great Escape Mothmandib Found Black Ops In Coming! Run! Passing out Mr. Magirus Turn up the Mustache! The Room The Doctor The Talk The Truth The Friend The Cause The Hat The Nurse The Rescue The Wigs Meanwhile... Bob's Attack On the Road Acey's Room of Awesome Tour et Fell Scratched Not Your Car Bam! Brandi BSG No Galactica for Old Dogs Of Lost and Types Home Sweet Home Incompetence Nobody Likes Mr. Jay Komban Wa Finally Sayonara Fearless Leader Aunt Amy J'accuse My name is Viral Your name is Subdivided His name is Richard Karn The fool, does not call to those at all! Lafayette was some guy... Everyone Adama was a Bulldog Mango Bacon No Commendation And so it begins... Francophonique Broken 'Tate The Analyzer Abstract Mindscape Fixed! He seems trust worthy. Dr. Harsgrove