ROfLmAO !!!! Priceless ! I live in Tennessee.. it tied with Missouri for 2nd most obese in the country. Only place I've been that makes the lanes at Home depot look small. People here don't go out to eat... they go to the vomitorium for a few hours, then to walmart for snacks. I've heard SUVs scream, and cry in anguish when the family ooozes back in.