I actually did suggest cutting my old twin mattress in half just to see, but my mom wisely suggested that I probably shouldn’t if I still wish to sleep comfortably at night.  Which I definately am with this new mattress, as I’m allergic to pretty much everything that grows in your bed, and my old one was 10+ years old.

 

In other words, I think this comic would be entirely true.  Though I’d probably miss the mattress at first with the machete and hit my foot, then Steve would take over.