This is the first single-panel comic I've done for Conical, which also makes it the first comic I've done which doesn't fit the template. I was inspired by a quote from the fortune program, which I will reproduce here.

I would much rather have men ask why I have no statue, than why I have one.
--Marcus Porcius Cato

My original plan was to put that at the top, but I changed my mind when I decided it didn't really matter that much. But I think I'm going to repeatedly run fortune the next time I'm having trouble thinking of a funny joke.