This is my rendition of W.B. and Co. approaching Schloss Schlag, the inapproachable mountain fortress of Shlag Shlaghammar, the mad insomniac who has single-handedly taken over the Alps East of Fussen and is threatening to stop the decadal Passion of Oberammergau in an attempt to restore the Black
Plague in Europe in revenge for the slaying of his great great great great great great great great great aunt by the Triple Alliance in the War of Devolution. The Schlaghammars are known for their long family memories and complex schemes of vengeance. They are said to have founded in the 17th Century the Evil School more recently attended by the likes of Ernst Blofeld and Douglas (Dr. Evil) Powers.