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Sicknote
A sporty beer with an honest taste and straightforward character. Freakish injuries and bad luck are entirely at drinker's own risk.
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Batey
An aquired taste. The cutting character of this acid tipple could almost be called devious.
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Chief
While it's very direct taste may appeal to some, the rough quality of this ale will leave most uncharmed.
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Himself
A gregarious and big-headed pint. However repeated exposure will only result in annoyance. [No longer serving]
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Kylie & MK
Himself's little sister and her ever-present boyfriend.
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Herself
Landlady of the Tap & Crown, mother of Himself and Kylie, and Power in the Land.
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Mercy
Sicknote's intelligent, pretty and very patient girlfriend.
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Sharon
Chief's wife. Heavily pregnant and utterly formidable.
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Drew Morlock
Drew Morlock, king of the mobile disco, was a moderately successful pop star in the 90's. Sadly, he still thinks he is.
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Ray
The Tap & Crown's quizmaster par excellence.
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Pod
An innocent and almost impossibly naive fallguy.
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The Knights of CAMBA
The Questing arm of the Campaign for Real Beer; Festivals, Weddings and Mythical Beast Slaying a Speciality.
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Chihuahua
The Tap & Crown's pub dog. In temperament, it is a wolverine trapped in a small dog's body.
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Skipjack
Demon. The patron tormentor (as opposed to saint) of drunks and layabouts.
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Bradley Carver
Arbiter of cultural taste or prententious hack? You decide.
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The Big Man
Freakishly small Glaswegian would-be gangster, often accompanied by equally freakishly large henchman.
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Dr Gillian DeVries
Celebrity anthropologist and presenter of 'Human Nature'.
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Old Bill
Always found propping up the Tap & Crown bar, mainly because he's a stuffed corpse.
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