*BIG DISCLAIMER!! even though i'm using pretty archaic stereotypes with the villian in this story, i want to express that i mean no disrespect to anyone Asian. I love people of every creed and color. No exceptions. I do not mean to perpetuate racial stereotyping, but it was part of my lame attempt at a very vague satire of THE FIENDISH PLOT OF DR. FU MANCHU. I promise to eventually do a comic with a fat, lazy Mexican (me?!) wearing a sombrero and taking a drunken siesta under a nopal cactus tree to make up for it someday...