*Whew* this took far longer than I had anticipated. My grandiose idea of trying to do an Oglaf-style strip in my stick-figure "style" fizzled when I realized I had no way to represent the scenery without it looking like crap, or just taking too damn long. I just couldn't figure out how to do it. Enter a conversation with two hilarious friends of mine, and inspiration came to use Minecraft for the scenery, which helps to underscore the ultimate joke which is that I. can't. draw.
My script for this story is *far* longer, but I thought I had played the idea out. I had a number of one-liners ("scat got your tongue") and other stuff, but I realize the joke had played out.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled program.