Endnotes & Digressions:

1. Words and pencils by Mike Russell; inks and colors by Bill Mudron.

2. Web links to events and establishments referenced in this comic:

• 'Cirque L'Amour' at the Bossanova Ballroom, Feb. 12-14 (show info page at WanderlustCircus.com)
• Valentine's weekend 'Dinner and a Movie' at The Heathman Restaurant and Bar, Feb. 13-14
• Ecdysiast Pole Dance Studio
• 'Couples Massage Class' at McMenamins Edgefield: [ Feb. 12 at 6 p.m. ] [ Feb 13 at 11 a.m. and 4 p.m. ] [ Feb. 14 at 11 a.m. ]
• 'Love Stinks' menu at Salvador Molly's, Feb. 13-14

3. Bill Mudron and I believe this comic may contain the most repulsive Mr. Don't drawing thus far. Guess which one. Hint: For your enjoyment, here it is as a fleshy, 1024x768 desktop wallpaper.