FAQ

here's the FAQ:

Q: why aren't there any frequently asked questions?

A: of course there isn't any FAQ because people don't even frequent the website. nobody cares to ask, either. i had my little brother comment on a page once. he thought it was the best comic he's ever read. thanks, joey, you turned my comic into something that should be hung up on the refridgerator.

i'm not resentful, i'm just being honest. if you want an FAQ, write to me. ask me a question. ask me how my days been.

Q: how's your day been?

A: don't condescend to me, you fuck.

I asked my friend to ask me a question, just so I had more content.

Q: ...is it contagious?

A: I wish it was, alfie, and i wish you could die from it.

i'm done. i don't think i'm even gonna post anymore. you guys want something funny? you want something entertaining? look at the dancing baby .gif. it was hilarious on the ally mcbeal show, and now it's funny here rehashed. it's funny like Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer are funny. Date Movie was the worst movie I've ever seen and I think it soured my current relationship. whenever i ask her what she wants to do, she always responds "not see Date Movie! haha!" she'll always remember that night. I'll bet she talks to her friends about it.

dance, baby.gif, dance.