This is a bit of a Godwin here, but at least it's one of the lighter and funnier versions. Plus Godwin's law didn't exist yet to save my angry young self from myself.
Although a good deal of that anger came from a little too mcuh rejection for often contraditory reasons. Let's gerrymander the tracks so that I'm always on the wrong side.
And that last voice bubble had to do with stupid and painfully real class divisions between Small Press and regular fandom at the time.
This was 99% likely to have been inspired by an earlier Matt Feazell strip that used a Three Stooges clipping as the punchline too.