Well, kids, our time together draws to a close. I hope you have taken away from this excercise three undeniably true factoids about our girl Dylan: that she is a jerk; that she lounges about in a belly shirt; and that she is rarely not watching Sleepy Hollow.
Dylan, thanks for letting me pick on you in front of your readers. I'm sure your vengence will be swift, brutal, and weep-inducing.
- Anne, Dylan's roomie