By and large, I'm an optimistic fellow. But there is that tendency inside my soul to follow the old Russian proverb, "Hope for the best, expect the worst." I love thinking that everything's going to turn out all right. But drunken orgies? Hey - even if the news is bad, at least you had something.

Frighteningly Pretentious Komix, in addition to being posted to the web, are also designed as minicomics. If you have an interest in helping distribute FPK to friends or family who are frightened by the prospect of (gasp!) going to a website - or if you want a complete print set of FPK, feel free to download the PDF of #2 from Rapidshare and follow the folding instructions at eHow.