Pretty much every undead creature has wound up being romanticized in one way or another. Except the zombies. Zombies got the short end of the stick, really. Thanks to people like Anne Rice and Stephenie Meyer and the efforts of actors like the young Frank Langella, vampires have gone from being vicious, blood-sucking beasts to being the really dreamy douchebags everybody wants a piece of. Hell, even mummies went from being shambling, brainless wrecks - the mere remnants of ancient embalming techniques - to being Arnold freakin' Vosloo with baby oil smeared all over his chest. You can't tell me that that's fair to the zombies.

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