Every now and then, you just need a good old-fashioned spit take.  In stereo, no less.

Yes, this is the secret of Jane's past ... she's a former villainess.  And yes, there is a support group for recovering villains, whom we will meet soon.

Some of you may be familiar with The Evil Overlord List.  There used to be a link from there to another humorous site called "villainsupply.com" (sadly gone now, it seems) which had catalog listings for everything from hand weapons to volcanic island lairs.  In the fine print at the bottom, they listed one of their sponsors as "VilAnon".  Well, I have appropriated that name for Jane's support group ... if I'm plagiarizing someone, I apologize.

Today's sound effect is brought to you by the Don Martin Memorial Onomatopoetic Society.  Shtoink.