There's something happening here, but what it is ain't exactly clear ... (If only we were in Buffalo or Springfield, we'd have the perfect set-up for a joke ...)
Trying to fight through a cold. I can't afford to miss any time at work, so I'm dosing myself up good. Cold tablets and coffee give you a very weird head.
If you want to be a hero, donate to relief for Haiti. If you already have, go you!