There's something happening here, but what it is ain't exactly clear ... (If only we were in Buffalo or Springfield, we'd have the perfect set-up for a joke ...)

Trying to fight through a cold.  I can't afford to miss any time at work, so I'm dosing myself up good.  Cold tablets and coffee give you a very weird head.

If you want to be a hero, donate to relief for Haiti.  If you already have, go you!