by Ed Gedeon
Wednesdays and Saturdays
Sometimes you feel like a nut ...

Nobody nose the troubles I've seen ... (and I'm sure there's a goobers/boogers joke somewhere, but I'm not gonna dig for it.)

Well, we know Summer's not affected by lactose or nut allergies ... what else will these fools try on her?

Hey, it's 12/12/12 ... seems like just a few years ago we were celebrating 01/01/01.  In fact, I was celebrating that date back in 2001, with a lady that I'd just met a few months before (and that I'm currently married to).  It's been a good century so far, thanks to her.

Keep warm and carry on.

10 comments:
gwen patton (ardrhi) says:

Peas, peas peas, peas, snorting Goober Peas...

Goodness, how delicious!

Snorting Goober Peas!

Wayne (wayne) says:

Peas, peas, the magical fruit.
The more you snort, the more you toot.

Sorry, I got nuthin'.

But I've always been a little perplexed.  People talk about peanuts and nut allergies.  Peanuts are not nuts, they're legumes.  So how does that transfer?

Ralf Corsten (gerbilcomics) says:

What's the next allergy they're going to try on her, dairy? Surely Summer can't stand old Swiss cheese that has been riping since Switzerland was last invaded?

Wayne (wayne) says:

I lied.  And sometimes I hate my brain.  But at least I got it out before it could keep me awake at night.

 

(Tune: Dreamer, from Supertramp's Crime of the Century)

BEANER!  Stupid little beaner!
Now you got nasal-based legumes, oh nose!
I said BEANER!  You're nothing but a beaner!
Now you've got nasal-based legumes, oh nose!

I said how FAR UP?
Did she shove
Them in
To your sinuses.

YOU SHOULD KNOW!
You won't find
Her weakness
That-a-way.
Ice
Cream-head
Is so passe'.

If I could find something
(you can't find butt with both hands, boy)
If I could find her weakness
(gotta do better research, boy)
I am not smitten
(you are an idiot)
I don't love her
(then why are doing all this goofy stuff?)

BEANER!  Stupid little BEANER!
Just ask her for a date, oh yeah!

We said BEANER!  Stupid little BEANER!
You gotta ask her out for a nosh,

Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

A filk, both rare and well done, Wayne!

Vlad Long (mrttao) says:

I am confused, is he trying to seduce her still or kill her via food alergies?

Wayne (wayne) says:

Well, Ed, you produce practically a filk a day on both Skinhorse and Narbonic, you certainly deserve an occasional one popping up on your site.  And we seem to have come from close to the same musical era and have similar taste, so what the heck?

I'm just not sure about why Supertramp came to mind, not that they aren't one of my fav groups and well-represented on my iPhone.

Joseph Rasche (thewarriorofmanyfaces) says:

@Ralf: They tried dairy already with the ice cream, although I admit that year-old dairy would be a new tactic.

Who else here thinks that Charisma's just trolling the little guy by giving him utterly useless suggestions?

gwen patton (ardrhi) says:

An archaic term for peanuts IS "goober peas".  Geez, get a grip.

Nick Vito (greenknightfury) says:

I'd try gold next...though thanks to why I'd try it (I'm badly allergic to gold) I'd have to wear heavy gloves while doing it. 

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I'm a middle-aged computer programmer from Indiana, but I've always enjoyed doodling and drawing. After discovering webcomics recently, I decide to try my hand at creating one. My wife thinks I'm crazy. My wife is a very sensible woman. ... full profile