Of course they carry armaments, they're in the bakery aisle.  See where the bear claws are?  You just look to the right to bear arms.

June is fun to write for.  Rest assured, we haven't seen the last of her ... no matter how much we might want to.

A big thank you goes out to all the new readers ... we had more visitors in February than in January, even with three fewer days to work with!  And speaking of new months, that TWC vote button down below could use a workout.

Forward, March!