For those not familiar with the original, the real lyrics can be found here. And ignore what Carrie said in the first verse; she can sing very well. If you want to find someone else who wants a Gibson SG, look here.
I'm not sure if it's entirely readable ... the poster on the wall behind Summer is for the group "Boyz Du Jour". As far as I know, there is no such group, it just sounds like a generic boy-band name.
Good news! I got called back to work starting Monday! Woohoo, paycheck! I can buy food again!