For those not familiar with the original, the real lyrics can be found here.  And ignore what Carrie said in the first verse; she can sing very well.  If you want to find someone else who wants a Gibson SG, look here.

I'm not sure if it's entirely readable ... the poster on the wall behind Summer is for the group "Boyz Du Jour".  As far as I know, there is no such group, it just sounds like a generic boy-band name.

Good news!  I got called back to work starting Monday!  Woohoo, paycheck!  I can buy food again!