From one thing comes another and this was the next logical step: parodying Apple adverts. Nothing special, but that's what Random Statements are. You can read this title in two ways: iAMY and iAMy.
Pun Idea: This reminds me of an idea I once had which was based completely off a pun: the iPatch. For digital pirates, y'know. Yarr.
Next Time: Now we're really getting started. In the next story, Gerbil meets an old friend for the first time, which can and will only lead to more hilarity and confusion. But the new guy proves to be quite a nuisance, because he's not just anyone... he's The Time Tourist.