I'm talking about Space Hamster!

When other people use nonsense humor?  Not funny.  When I do?  Hilarious!

 No, I'm not going to make out with the vacuum cleaner in those pictures. yet.

No! I am not dancing in the last panel! Those are fists of RAGE!

 -Not to be confused with SEGA's "Streets of Rage" video game!

I don't really play a lot of video games.  Seriously! But I do really like "Lost Planet".  Also seriously!

Oh, those kids, what with their mp3 players and crystal meth and faux fur! 

I seriously do want to get a tablet PC before I die. and another sandwich

I remembered the ideas, they will appear next week.  oooooohhh I can't wait!

 

Yes, I can.

This is all true.

Apparently I karate chop the table when making arguments.  Who knew?

I think my favorite curse phrase that I imagine myself saying is "Sonofa----"  3 times in a row! Just like Frank Pembleton on the TV series "homicide"