Book - a bastion of culture and history who is also an intellectual snob. He is writing the greatest novel ever. No one has seen any pages yet. ... more

TV - He tends to be the overly dramatic middleman. The most human of the main characters ... more

teh Internets - Immature, abrasive, and only interested in trivial rapid fire facts. Chaos uncorked. Also has a cord. To pull. ... more