Coffee is a poor substitute for life.
And this is why we hate Financial Aid.
I have a thing
against stupid holidays that occur in February.
I'll hold the door for you, it's common courtesy. But please give me the same respect.
The South lost, get over it. Please let your annoying inferior culture die.
People give up ridiculous things for Lent. Do they really think Facebook is a vice?
Facebook is not dairy.
Seriously, who does homework over Spring Break?
In your face, xkcd.
Alternate ending-- Admin sits alone counting money: "Sucker."