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Johnathan Mastron ||   

Who am I? I am a carbon-based semi-sentient lifeform from Terra, a small planet in the Orion arm of the Galaxia Kyklos. More specifically, I am generally thought to be a human living in the Greater Los Angeles area. I am considered smarter than the average bear, even though I am a human. The average bear, however, has a much better idea of what he is doing both tomorrow and next week than do I, although I will probably not be catching fish and lumbering through the forest.