David E. Belton II has lived since he was born and shall continue to live until he dies, by natural or unatural means. He hopes that if its unatural means he will be wrestling a crocodile with two posionous snakes in each hand while firing two machine guns at nazies with his feet. Then a single tear will fall down his face and he will say the words "Stay in school kids...".

He currently resides in Savannah, Georgia at the Savannah College of Art and design where he majors in Sequential Art (happily) and minors in Animation (reluctantly). He has two younger sisters and two pet ginuea pigs. He likes alot of things but things he dosn't like are bad drivers, country music, elitists, hipsters, and noise music. Oh and pickles. He HATES pickles. 

At any given time David would love nothing more than to sit down with a bottomless cup of apple cider, Aqua Teen Hunger Force playing on his computer and to draw until the very end of time. Unfortunatly that isn't going to happen any time soon.