"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." George S. Patton

"It is a curious thing... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste." Evelyn Waugh

"The truth is of course is that there is no journey. We are arriving and departing all at the same time." David Bowie  
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 I collect old, crumbling books and then read them. Afterwards, I animate and draw what I think I read. Then I re-read the book and call my therapist. 


The Captain has been a lover of history and satire since she could comprehend such things, and continues to research and record history in her own special way. Comics. Nice, full-page ones with words like "Bamf" and "Zocko" on them. We all know Shakespeare probably made those noises when he choreographed the fight scenes in Henry IV 2.

Of course, this tends to involve an inordinate amount of bravado and weaponry, but the Captain would like to ensure the crew that George Washington did, in fact, fight a horde of zombies when he crossed the Delaware, so there's no reason we shouldn't prepare for a similar situation now that we are also in the States. Shut up, of course this is the States. The map clearly says...oh, wait, nevermind. This is Austria. How the bloody hell did we end of here? No, you idiot, I had told you to turn LEFT at Morocco. Did too! You wouldn't be giving me this lip if I hadn't allowed you that sword. It's plastic, did you know that? I've got a gun, by the way. And it's loaded. Now get us on the Danube, sharpish. That's right, get back on the poop deck. I'll be up there in a minute.

Where was I... Oh yes. Enjoy the site, drop me a line at the address below if you want a commission piece, and stay out of trouble. There's not enough trouble for the lot of us, and I called dibs.