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Monstar- The Webcomic!

A homage to Green Lantern Green Arrow No.85.

61 comments:
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Wait, if someone addicted to "junk" is a "junkie" ... would this make Monstar "gamey"?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Sad Monstar is sad.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

What's he playing, "Rolling Paper Mario"?  (You have to move in a "zig-zag" pattern when the Koopas take pot shots at you.)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Panel 3:  Bunnee is "shagged", eh?  I ... have no further comment.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Sometime between the last comic and this one, Monstar must have made it to the Shave Point.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Just like my Mom always told me ... "You spend too much time Koopa-ed up indoors!"

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

If you're in the shower when a Pokemon trainer walks in, he'll Pikachu.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Before he laser, shouldn't he at least buy her dinner?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Bunnee has my hole-hearted sympathy.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

No, Jacen, the obvious joke would be something about "Kingdom Hearts".

Anthony Earl (antains) says:

That was a laugh-out-loud moment. Gold!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Hmmm ... my old "Operation" game required batteries ... two "D's" as I recall ...

[looking at DeeDee] OK, you got that covered.  Carry on!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

D-D-D-Dart's all, folks!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Repeat after me: "When slow spit drip shorts screen, show sly smile."

Now say it five times fast.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

If he doesn't want to pluck, would you settle for a bow job?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(TUNE: "Venus", Frankie Avalon)

Hey DS ... Oh, DS!

DS, if you please,
Please let my tender fingers stroke your keys!
No need to be so quiet or withdrawn,
Please let me turn you on!

DS, tell you what ...
If you'll accept my cartridge in your slot,
I'll touch your "A" and then caress your "B" ...
(Is there a spot called "G"?)

DS ... video gaming device!
I think you're really nice!
I'll even tell you twice!

DS, when we're done,
Exhausted from our e-lec-tron-ic fun,
We'll both recharge, and strength we will renew ...
DS, I'll dream of you!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Could that also be called a "first-person shooter"?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

In fiercest fray, in frantic fight,
Come creatures with an undead blight!
All those who face the vampire's bite,
Call friends and say, "This just ain't right!"

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

oops, missed an "e"!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(TUNE: "Waltzing Matilda" (hey, it seemed appropriate), by Banjo Paterson)

Down in Australia, then there came Election Day ...
We had a wingnut or bloodnut to choose!
But why so much paper?  Other end's a block away ...
Who made this long freakin' ballot to use?!

Long freakin' ballot, long freakin' ballot,
Who made this long freakin' ballot to use?
Down in Australia, ballot is a failure ...
Who made this long freakin' ballot to use?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

She's just a Nintend-ho.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Hmmm ... I expected to see those Italians twins, Louie O. and Marie G.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

"I have no bits, and I must stream ..."

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Hey, she can unzip my archive and expand my file anytime!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Is this a crossover with that other comic, "Leach I Could Do"?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Double your pounding, double your pain ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

This picture confuses me ... is your comic getting less exposure, or more?

Also, judging from the position of Bunnee's legs ... I'd heard his **** was a foot, but I'd never believed it 'til now.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I wasn't aware that Australians used baseball bats?  Or is Monstar doing his impression of Batman?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

That must be Patrick's sister, Polythene Pam ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

What a shame, he seemed like a fine upstanding fellow ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Jac, 'oo's 'e talking to?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Prepare to face "The Leader Of The Pac", man!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Mighty Monstar and his muscles,
Looking oh so manly!
Popping pills from kooky spooks,
And kicking Pac-Man fanny!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(And Blinky, Pinky, Inky, and Clyde get re-named Yank, Doodle, Dan, and Dee).

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

When Monstar takes a Power Pill,
He's punching out that Pac-Man!
The ghost will then
Have sweet revenge
Just watch as they attack, man!

Mighty Monstar, he' so mean!
There's nobody meaner!
He will fight through ev'ry scene
To win the love of Nina!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Red Ring to rule them all,
Red Ring awaits them,
Red Ring will fool them all
And in their games frustrates them ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Hooray for him!  (I meant Monstar, not Annelid Al or whatever his name was ...)

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

There won't be an update this Saturday. My trip to BrisVegas was extended due to bad weather and flooding, but will be trekking back to the Outback tomorrow...looking forward to a 1200km drive in the country. I will try to post two comics later next week.

 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I do not think that word means what you think it means ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Now that's what you'd call a well-done stake (with a side order of cole slay).

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(1) Tattoo?  "Boss, de plan!  De plan!"

(2) The only way Monstar could use a six-fingered sword is to use both hands.

(3) Please tell me there won't be a cameo appearance by Princess Bunneecup.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

That was a cutting remark ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

See the new boss, Samus the old boss ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Too bad, that golf tournament sounded like fun.  I heard Tiger couldn't make it, but the guy who did the voice of Hades in Disney's Hercules should be there ... come to think of it, Monstar may see him shortly in any case.

Either way, they're not out of the Woods yet.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I Dream Of Shemie? 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Now that's what I call a plot twist!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

So now ... Bunnee will return as a zombie?  As "Zombunnee"??

(You're nobody 'til Zombunnee loves you ...)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Speaking as white trash myself, I don't mind if Oscar starts singing "I Love Trash" ... but when he gets out the flowers and champagne, then I get a bit uncomfortable ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Undeath becomes him

And this episode is now listed on the TV Tropes "Hurricane Of Puns" page.

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

Thsnks Ed for the Hurricane Warning. I'm blown away!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I suppose Louie G has a brother named Maury O?  And the head of their family is Don Keykong ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I pity da humanoid of sub-par intelligence!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You know the original movie was made during the Ray-Gun administration.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You can hide, but you can't Tron!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

*salute* R.I.P., Mr. H.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

So Bunnee is digitized into bits ... and Monstar is in pieces ... or is it the other way 'round??

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Bunnee is trying to maintain "i" contact.  "Hey, mate, my i is up here..."

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Thank you Bunnee!  But my resolution is in another castle ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

May your days be happy and mellow ...

And may all your Christmases be yellow!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Does that make Bunnee's brain a pipe organ?

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Jacen Carpenter fights crime by day in the town of Longreach, Queensland, Australia as a Solicitor but by night he lets his "inner" Monstar loose! ... full profile