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74 comments:
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

If he's really that green, isn't he more like a Kiwi?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Brave guy ... you can't say he's spineless ... oh, wait ...

I meant, he's got guts.  Well, he used to ...

That is, he won't go to pieces in a crisis ...

Oh, forget it.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

There's that British poet that can control salt ... Hyper-Tennyson.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

"You will pay for your insulins!"

"No I won't, I have insurance!"

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You have the right to remain silent ...
You have the right to an attorney ...
You have the right to a speedy and fair trial ...

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Now that's a sight for soreheads ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You come to America, you gotta expect "trailer-trash"!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Bring some rain!

 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

She's carrying a torch for the one carrying a torch.  The other guy is getting a bit torched!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

It's not that easy seeing green ... or is he seeing red?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I didn't know the Valkyries were into "Greek".  For Zeus, things are going from bad to Norse.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Zeus?  Being unfaithful?  What Hera sees!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

("Heresies" ... look it up.)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Jealousy over Queen Guinevere will threaten King Arthur's lands a lot!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Merlin is filled with more dread, and Mordred is filled with Galahad.  (Asketh not, telleth not.)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Yes, Your Majesty!  He'll be here in two Shakes of a Speare!

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

Spoilers!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Well, what other wordsmith was available?  If she called out "Bring me my Johnson", it would give entirely the wrong impression.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Is Big Willy going to team up with Ben "Johnson"?

We few, we happy few, we band of bloggers ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Mayhap a wandering troubador could compose a fitting melodie, "Heartbreak Othello".  (Although that fellow Presley does look a bit elvish ...)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Want to know how to deal with a monster?  Allow me to defenestrate ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Captured by sheer Will power!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Incarnation:  meating someone new.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

"Each Monstar in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages ..."

Get a hug from those little Monstarms!

 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

"Words equal life" ... I like that.

A most unusual family, a pun my word!

 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

He has an important "roll" to play.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

1) You can't spell "prismatic" without "p".

2) Looks like Minerva is now on the SWAT team.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

So for #700, we get an "All-Star Double Size"!

(Yes, I'm referring to her breasts.)

Anthony Earl (anthonyurl) says:

Congratulations. And well done to eddurd for providing just that little something extra

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

She came to rescue him with the breast of intentions.

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

Ah well, the breast laid plans...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

1) Poor Will was killed in a brace of Shakes ... he's without "peare".

2) You know, I always wondered how Monstar supported himself financially ... turns out he's been collecting Old-Age Pension for almost 400 years.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You should have included a few sheep ... Nothing says "Australia" like a Lego mutton.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

(1) Looks like Monstar was wounded "Down Under"!

(2) He thought about asking for the millionaire's wife, but decided to skip 'er.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Moving, moving, moving ...
Cattle-ness he's proving ...
Off to S.A. moving,
Mon-STAR!

Thieves had better hustle!
Some cattle they will rustle!
Monstar hides and thus'll
Travel far ...
Caught by Captain Starlight,
Who'll beat you in a bar fight!
His politics are far right,
They are!

Hiding out in the herd, in the herd hiding out,
Hiding out in the herd, Mon-Star!
Draw the toon, post the page!  Post the page, draw the toon!
Draw the toon!  Post the page ...
Mon-STAAAARRRRRRR!

(Theme from the TV Show "Rawhide".  Thank you.)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

A lot of origin stories are touching, exciting, or tragic ... this one's just a lot of bull.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Starlight, hold tight,
First thief I catch tonight ...
I hope some day, I hope some night,
I hope some crook puts up a fight!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

A plan born of desperation and beer ... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Ironically, her last words were, "Let go o' me, you brute!  I've got half a mind to --"

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

He ended up beyond the Reach of the Law (and what a Long Reach it was ...)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Ah yes, his memories of her have been "rained" in.  I'm hopin' we get some answers, mon ... soon!

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

Can't believe I used the crop dusting gag again...my memory is worse than Monstar's!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

He needs to get in touch with his feminine side ... and her feminine front, back, top, and bottom.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Swimwear designed by Roy G. Biv.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Bunnee is an "au pair" ... Dee Dee has a "YOW!" pair!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Zombie Jesus defies the laws of buoyancy ... but of course, he never studied law.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

King Prawn's armor looks like it was made in Japan, or maybe Taiwan or Korea.  Tell the truth, is that crust Asian?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

What's their headquarters called, "The Mansion Without Scansion"?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

1) Not sure how heavy Monstar is, but he's definitely dense.

2) If he'd rather read Spider-Man than stare at a girl in a bikini ... "Face it, tiger, you've just been a crackpot!"

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Monstar can tell Sunny he likes her, but will she believe him?  He'll have to convince her that he means it, he's not Shattin' 'er.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

What will the real date be like?  Tune in next time!  Same Monst-time!  Same Monst-URL!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Gotta watch out for those aged spirits (and wine and beer).

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Is the pencil a metaphor for something?  (If he has a problem, I hear there's a pill for that these days.)

 

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

What's going on inside his mind?  Don't axe ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

She needs to untie her beau, who's behaving knotty.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Well, the story DOES take place in Oz ... and the way he's acting is emerald sh*tty ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

That really sticks in my craw, dad!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

If he insulted her a few more times, he could throw another barb at the Shrimp.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

This woman has daughter
Fathered by a god, her
Powers flow like water,
She's going to stop the slaughter
Caused by that green-eyed rotter.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You can't have a rainbow without a little sunshine!  Looks like it's time for a bright idea ...

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Putting the "War" in "Wardrobe malfunction"!  Or is she "Freya" mortal conventions?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

By the power of Greenskull!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

All the super guys
With the crimson eyes
Know HE'S XE-ROX!
HE'S XE-ROX!
What a strange fate for
A duplicator,
HE'S XE-ROX!
HE'S XE-ROX!
HE'S XE-ROX!
HE'S XE-ROX!
(Australiaustraliaustraliaustralia we love you amen right!)

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Weapon M?  Or if they fill his skeleton with beer, he could be Weapon XXXX.  *hic*

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You'll see your Mon ... soon.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I *thought* that was an unusually handsome fellow ... thanks for the cameo!

If you shrink a monster down to his smallest size ... does that make him a minister?

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Showed this to my wife ... she said, "That's totally wrong -- you never talk that much!"

Tetra Valent (4_valent) says:

I gotta side with Mrs. Gedeon here.  All those words and not a single pun?  That's not Ed.  Now, if this was in meter and a filk of a song, that would be different.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

I'm surprised she's not a hippopotamus ... Doctoring someone's memory requires a degree from the hippo campus.

Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:

Ed, stop pre-empting the puns. I've already worked the hippo campus one into the storyline!!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Coming next fall, "Monstar: The Musical", or "Annie, Forget Your Gun"!

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

Yes, I remember that time ... when love rained supreme.

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

You left out the one about him being a crummy parent.  (As Homer Simpson would say, "Dough!")

Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:

He saw his chance to off her ... and off her he couldn't refuse!

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