Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
If he's really that green, isn't he more like a Kiwi?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Brave guy ... you can't say he's spineless ... oh, wait ... I meant, he's got guts. Well, he used to ... That is, he won't go to pieces in a crisis ... Oh, forget it.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
There's that British poet that can control salt ... Hyper-Tennyson.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
"You will pay for your insulins!" "No I won't, I have insurance!"
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
You have the right to remain silent ... Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Now that's a sight for soreheads ...
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
You come to America, you gotta expect "trailer-trash"!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Bring some rain!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
She's carrying a torch for the one carrying a torch. The other guy is getting a bit torched!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
It's not that easy seeing green ... or is he seeing red?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
I didn't know the Valkyries were into "Greek". For Zeus, things are going from bad to Norse.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Zeus? Being unfaithful? What Hera sees!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
("Heresies" ... look it up.)
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Jealousy over Queen Guinevere will threaten King Arthur's lands a lot!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Merlin is filled with more dread, and Mordred is filled with Galahad. (Asketh not, telleth not.)
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Yes, Your Majesty! He'll be here in two Shakes of a Speare!
Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:
Spoilers!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Well, what other wordsmith was available? If she called out "Bring me my Johnson", it would give entirely the wrong impression.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Is Big Willy going to team up with Ben "Johnson"?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Mayhap a wandering troubador could compose a fitting melodie, "Heartbreak Othello". (Although that fellow Presley does look a bit elvish ...)
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Want to know how to deal with a monster? Allow me to defenestrate ...
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Captured by sheer Will power!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Incarnation: meating someone new.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
"Each Monstar in his time plays many parts,
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
"Words equal life" ... I like that. A most unusual family, a pun my word!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
He has an important "roll" to play.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
1) You can't spell "prismatic" without "p". 2) Looks like Minerva is now on the SWAT team.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
So for #700, we get an "All-Star Double Size"! (Yes, I'm referring to her breasts.)
Anthony Earl (anthonyurl) says:
Congratulations. And well done to eddurd for providing just that little something extra
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
She came to rescue him with the breast of intentions.
Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:
Ah well, the breast laid plans...
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
1) Poor Will was killed in a brace of Shakes ... he's without "peare". 2) You know, I always wondered how Monstar supported himself financially ... turns out he's been collecting Old-Age Pension for almost 400 years.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
You should have included a few sheep ... Nothing says "Australia" like a Lego mutton.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
(1) Looks like Monstar was wounded "Down Under"! (2) He thought about asking for the millionaire's wife, but decided to skip 'er.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Moving, moving, moving ...
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
A lot of origin stories are touching, exciting, or tragic ... this one's just a lot of bull.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Starlight, hold tight,
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
A plan born of desperation and beer ... what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Ironically, her last words were, "Let go o' me, you brute! I've got half a mind to --"
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
He ended up beyond the Reach of the Law (and what a Long Reach it was ...)
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Ah yes, his memories of her have been "rained" in. I'm hopin' we get some answers, mon ... soon!
Jacen Carpenter (jacen) says:
Can't believe I used the crop dusting gag again...my memory is worse than Monstar's!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
He needs to get in touch with his feminine side ... and her feminine front, back, top, and bottom.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Swimwear designed by Roy G. Biv.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Bunnee is an "au pair" ... Dee Dee has a "YOW!" pair!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Zombie Jesus defies the laws of buoyancy ... but of course, he never studied law.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
King Prawn's armor looks like it was made in Japan, or maybe Taiwan or Korea. Tell the truth, is that crust Asian?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
What's their headquarters called, "The Mansion Without Scansion"?
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
1) Not sure how heavy Monstar is, but he's definitely dense. 2) If he'd rather read Spider-Man than stare at a girl in a bikini ... "Face it, tiger, you've just been a crackpot!"
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Monstar can tell Sunny he likes her, but will she believe him? He'll have to convince her that he means it, he's not Shattin' 'er.
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
What will the real date be like? Tune in next time! Same Monst-time! Same Monst-URL!
Ed Gedeon (eddurd) says:
Gotta watch out for those aged spirits (and wine and beer).
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