Sorry for the lateness of this update, due to the uploading issues I was having I got behind on this, however, faithful readers, you too can read this comic.

Michele Bachmann, much like the Wonder Pets, loves celery. I'm fairly certain the resemblance ends there as I would like her a lot more if she dropped out of politics and decided to devote her time to rescuing baby animals in trouble. Yes I watch too much Nick Jr. It's an occupational hazard of being a dad of a preschooler.

Possibly because, like her, celery is so low on calories that you actually burn more caleries digesting it. Which is why she could survive the Zombie apocalypse.

I came across an interview where she bragged about how she only made 2 mistakes when she ran for President. However, the voices in her head told her she would win being president, and she didn't count that, or "The camera is over here," or New Hampshire is where the Revolutionary war started or anything else she screwed up. I was working on that where at the end of the video, the interviewer offered to send her a case of celery. Bachmann became so overjoyed by this prospect, she nearly leapt across the table and kissed him. For Reals: