I love bad television, good art and science fiction action films. I have been pushing back this storyline and everytime I do, it kills me. However, we are getting teased by seeing Robocop *AND* American Ninja in one panel! 

That's right, American Ninja!

If you haven't seen this movie, you are in for a treat. Michael Dudikoff plays a man with a past so mysterious even he doesn't know what it is. As the movie goes on, you find out he was trained as a ninja by a deserter from the Japanese army from World War 2 who for some reason is the gardener to the drug lord who has a colors-of-the-rainbow army of Power Ranger Wannabes highly trained ninjas. This Brat Pack reject must clear his name and stop the general who is selling weapons to the Contras and fight ninjas.

It doesn't get any worse then this.

Or if you really want, you can see the entire film on Youtube. And it looks like it has the sequels.