The Wisconsin 14 didn't leave the state because of collective bargaining, they left because Chuck Norris was appearing in Right About Now.

Scott Walker doesn't have a bald spot, Chuck Norris once stood behind him and the hair got out of the way.

Okay, I am about to get roundhouse kicked for saying this, but Chuck Norris looks weird now. So does Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think it's interesting because it shows two men aging very differently. They are both in shape for their age, and I am sure they both dye their hair. Arnold, for the most part has aged well. The reason why he looks weird is even though he is in shape, he isn't built like he was. Which I am okay with.

Chuck Norris on the other hand, is trying to look the same as he always has. That would be fine, but his hair is thinning in the front. I think Chuck could rock the look if he trimmed his hair, let it go gray but kept the beard.

Before there were Chuck Norris Facts I said that Chuck Norris' power is equal to the proportion of body hair he has. Which is how Bruce Lee beat him. It was for two reasons: 1) He shaved off his trade-mark beard and 2) Bruce Lee pulled off some of his mainly chest hair.

For real:

Should have kept the beard, Chuck. Should have kept the beard.

Badgers are in the Guinness book of World Records as the most fearless animal on earth. The Badger is too scared to face Chuck Norris.