You know what, I have no clue which side he is on this issue and I wrote this. After I wrote it, I looked at it and said "I have confused myself, my work is done.
Actually this went through several drafts. I loved the line I wrote "His hair was taunting me, it was so long and soft and smelled nice..."
That line cracked me up, instead, I deleted it and confused myself.
To think today's comic was almost about RuPaul...