Welcome to our new letterer, my wife Akiko.
Craig: TV-Remakes aren't always a good idea.
Craig: Take Magnum. Replace the cast, it's no longer Magnum.
Craig: Mission: Impossible, Charlie's Angels...
Craig: They should have worked, if they'd been done right.
Craig: Miami Vice would have worked...
Craig: ... if they'd caught the Zeitgeist, like the original did.
Ben: Why are you telling me this?
Craig: The studio rejected my TJ Hooker vs. Zombies pitch.