Don: Hi. My name is Don
Don: I am the greatest actor you have never heard of.
Don: I've been off-Broadway and on some commercials.
Don: Maybe you've seen them.
Don: Your loss.
Don: Producers are a superstitious and cowardly lot.
Don: Otherwise, I would be the superstar I deserve to be.
Craig: Don? There aren't any movie producers reading this strip.
Don: Of course not. If they did, they would have to hire me.
Don: And they are afraid to do that.