Don: This is the part I like. The credits.
Craig: What's so special about the credits?
Don: They're in alphabetical order. That's why I picked my stage name, Don Abbott.
TV-Screen: STARRING IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER
Don: That pretty much guarantees I'm first if the credits are in alphabetical order.
TV-Screen: ADRIAN AARONS DON ABBOTT
Craig: Not always, though...
Don: No! No!!