Hi, I'm Thirsty Doyle, the narrator and, I suppose, protagonist of the story. I was a fairly normal kid until my 18th Birthday rolled around... ... more

This is Knox, my best friend. He's laid back, quiet, and generally more likeable than I am. ... more

This is Gibson, the guy we used to avoid walking to school with, but it turns out later that he's just as important to the bad guys' plot as Knox and I are. ... more

Rex is my adoptive Father. He took me in when I was a little kid. Little did I know at the time it was to protect me from an ancient evil. He's my inspiration and my hero. ... more

Opal is Rex's right-hand man. He's not the most creative thinker, but his bravery is without question. He also can't stand Gaelin, which wins bonus points with me. ... more

Gaelin is the sourpuss of Rex's group. But for all his grumbling, he's a handy guy to have around. He claims to be the greatest fighter in the world. ... more

Max is the cheerful counterpart to Gaelin. He's always ready for a brawl, but he'd much rather be eating barbecue and knocking back root beers. ... more