Weight: 170 lbs.
Height: Depends on how much he hunches that day
Theme song: "Invincible" by Ok Go
Joe is the lead guitarist for "Band For Hire", his own band. He's also the only one with a car that works. He met Ema in 7th grade and they've been best friends since. He's not as smooth with the ladies as Ema is, seeing as he usually looks like crap after a night of moshing. He also hunches. This more or less amounts to a complete lack of self esteem around others but a huge ego around his friends. He's been practicing using guns since he was a kid cause his grandfather was like a grandmaster or something, I wasn't really paying attention. He's also studied different types of martial arts and "Kung and Fu" for various years. This leads to a usually violent, hot-headed approach to most situations, which is usually hilarious from Ema's point of view.
He (kinda) makes up for his various flaws with a large amount of physical strength and being able to play guitar like...some really fast and good guitar playing thing. This could and could not be because his band members suck so bad he's learned to rock so hard he had to invent a new word for it: "rockafabilitia". He's also really bad at naming things. Rockafabilitia is so awesome (in comparison to his suckass band members) that reality warps itself around the rock he produces. This is how we lost Sam. Don't ask. He's still wanted in 34 states for arson and genocide. He's only visited 3 states. Yeah, I know.
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