Yeah, Brian got me.  But moving on to other things, because we have to, I watched Lost Boys again last night.  I had forgotten what a good vampire movie was like.  Heck, I had forgotten what a good supernatural teen flick was like.  I haven't seen one of those in years.  I predict it's gonna be even harder to find one now, cause of that Twilight thing.  Lets get things straight, the Twilight vampires are limitless.  There is no boundary for those things!  It's like the author was trying to make them boring.  Think about it for a second.  If you're shown a movie about a man who can do everything, has no fears and is perfect, where do we go from there?  The rest of the movie/book/comic/tv show/etc. would just be him beating everybody cause he can.  There's no suspense.  There's no "Oh, SHIT, he's gonna die!"  Twilights vampires are ageless, have peak human abilities and they can't die from sunlight, stakes to the heart, holy water, garlic, etc.  What's the point of even making them vampires then?  Have a normal person fight unhuman odds and do it awesomely (like 300) and you got a good movie.  Lost boy's vampires are hurt by all the conventional methods, have all the conventional powers and kick ass.  Why don't they make the Twilight vampires something that's not a vampire?  Like God.  Yet, they call them vampires.  They act like mutated zombies instead of vampires for Christ's sake!  It's possible that the author noticed how bad this idea was and tried to make them more vampire-like.  White skin (you can be a goth to do that, not necessarially a vamp) and a reaction to sunlight.  When people told me what the reaction was, I was bamboozelled.  Sparkling?  Like body butter sparkling?  This is it?  The ultimate price you pay for becoming a vampire is sparkling in the sunlight?  Well, then, sign me up to be a vampire!  It is ridiculous.  And all the girls who go see it tell me they know it's ridiculous.  Some say "Oh, but the guy's cute!"  To which I say "Well there is such a thing as porn for women.  And if Menage a 3 is to be believed, it's better than this."

This comic is rated 13+ for: harsh language, violence, blood, gore, alcohol reference, drug reference, adult situations, suggestive themes, Kung and fu, moshing, magic, and the occasional boobie. Basicly, it's all Joe's fault.

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