When the door opened, the GM informed us that the sudden bright light momentarily blinded our characters. Five seconds later Ellis said "My eyes! My fleshy, useless eyes!"

I wanted to put a thought balloon over Xev that read "Okay, I've got maybe five seconds to come up with a cool action-hero one-liner... fuck!" but I'm pretty sure he was thinking no such thing. Even though it'd be hilarious.

This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobby Sue....

This brings us to the end of the first session. Finally.