Got to work early today, sat around a bit, and came in two clicks away from comatose. This is at 10 AM, mind. Rainy and ech and all that outside, unpredicatble mobs of customers (mostly a later rush), and the general, unceasing ennui that comes from being a register monkey on a Tuesday.

Then the power blinked. That's when the fun started. You see, it tripped an alarm.