My friend Lisa is an elementary ed major. She was explaining to us her "two-option" system of discipline at dinner one night, and so I was given over to doodling this, showing her iron-fist rule of the classroom.
Option one: Happiness, milk and cookies.
Option two: DOOM!
Option one: tiramisu.
Option two: the smoke of your fields and the lamentations of your women.
This is merely a selection of MB's options. You can't just choose two.