I’m kinda strange. I actually thought of this because out of my cube at work (seperated from the outside world by a narrow trench that people must navigate on a daily basis) is a big field that used to be populated by prairie… Hold on a second, I just noticed I spelled “prairie dog” wrong in the script. Okay, better now. Anyway, one of my coworkers is convinced that the prairie dogs are a world-wide conspiracy that is always watching us from their global underground network of tunnels. I figure from all my kung-fu movie watching that the truth is much, much more dangerous. | 
