Sorry, cheap joke. No doubt the English remake will have Sarah Michelle Gellar in it, though. If I get any casting control, she’ll be required to eat a burger or two before she does the requisite hardcore scenes that are a staple of Negative-Zen Films, Inc. I wonder if I have to trademark that now. To be honest, I didn’t even know the Burger King X-Box games were still on the market and available, but there they were. Such a bizarre concept. Such a creepy character. In any event, this weekend was quite expensive for yours truely, and I spent a lot of time talking to insurance people and cops, so I will cut this little rant short. More at another time. | 
