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Kris Lachowski is yet another deluded person seeking his fortune in comics... who is no good at writing his own bio blurb. Anyone want to be my press agent? You'd have to work for free, and there'd be no benefits, but on the plus side... ummmm... I'd have a better bio blurb. Assuming you're any good at writing bio blurbs, which you probably aren't considering you work for free. Hmmm... on second thought I don't need some third rate bio blurb writer. The offer is hereby withdrawn!