Maisha is capable of writing in the third person. She's very fond of rainbows and dinosaurs and angry poetry. She did the college thing and definitely did not studying art or writing. She's had a succession of temporary jobs but all she really wants is to be a full-time housewife and make cinnamon rolls forever, and like, hang out in her tomato garden and chase chickens around the yard. Her unreasonable fears include wooden spoons, certain doorknobs at certain times, and driving. She's working on it. You can email her at clockwork.paradoxes@gmail.com, but you probably won't.