Tom Edwards ||    Blog · 

Greetings, and welcome to Toastmaster Productions. I am Tom, and these are my comics. I am a full time international studies student at UW-Whitewater and spend most of my free time looking at porn working on my comic and otherwise wasting it dutifully. Besides all of those exciting endeavors, I perform for Madison, WI's very own velvet darkness cast every other weekend.

I really wish I could describe myself better, but my personality is like one of those "You had to be there" sort of jokes. I don't know...ummm...imagine a box. Wait...fuck boxes...imagine a burlap sack. Throw some porn in there, a very depraved walrus,and a Japanese television spot. Shake until close to vomiting. That's about as close as I can get.