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Good for Bludgeoning Criminals

A: My last date wore a giant diamond ring. Right hand.

A: Looked like it would be good for bludgeoning criminals.

B: Divorced. Dumped the man, kept the jewelry. It sets a high bar.

A: How so?

B: To impress her, your diamond must be one third larger.

A: Something with its own system of gravity.

B: Now you're talking.

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Tip: The comic strip talking. points. will make a lot more sense if you read it from the beginning .


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2007-2008 Monte Hayward

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