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416 comments:
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i was saying "that's what she said" since before it was cool!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh man this comic is so bukkake.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i just realized principal sixsome calls mr. m "mr. substitute." that's awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"our cruisers cannot repel firepower of that magnitude."

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

this comic sucks, and it sucks so hard that god hates you.

there. hatemail. merry christmas.

it's not real hatemail, though. this is my favorite comic so far.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

we ought to watch 300 and play the 300 drinking game. take a shot every time gerard butler slips back into his scottish brogue.

it happens often.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Is this a comic I have not read? I think it is! Joyous day! Also, I just realized that that girl's shirt does not say "C C GREAT CEASA'S GHOST."

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

please please please tell me you actually told a classroom full of students that you were into their moms. please.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i love the creeping terror on her face in each panel.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i have more issues than aztec!

that's right. four.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

woo hoo! congratulations on hitting the grand.

now if we could somehow harness hits into monies, we would be set.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

ha! staff infection!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

white out? white out?!? what the hellassballs crazy butt logic is that?!?

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You've never put white out over a pit stain.  C'mon, every single guy has done it.  The trick is to not get caught like I did.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: dammit, now i've got that song stuck in my head.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what the hell? your art style just got exponentially worse! whoever this "dan" guy is, he must be a real hack. and a douchebag.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you are the king of making me get miserable bastard songs in my head.

it is a relatively small kingdom.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: happy birthday!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: guile commenting on a dude's junk makes me very upset.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: man, i want me some fat ass chips.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: the art for panel 3 would be an awesome t-shirt.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

this calling role (roll?) story has been my favorite thus far.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

Oh noes! It is back in my head now FOREVER.

Also? This is my favorite comic TO DATE. Rock on rock on.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

thank you for not having a mangina reference.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i...i'm speechless.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: magic asshole! woo!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

happy 50th!

this comic is frighteningly appropriately timed, considering you post a month and change in advance.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Oh yeah and their aunts, older sisters, and maybe even a young grandma.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it upsets me a little that i get all of these references.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

what's the word?

THUNDERCLAP.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

best. response. ever.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Goddamn it the word is pachyderm!!!  Pachyderm, I says!!!  For weeks I've sat here reading your comic biting my lip about so much, but you have crossed the line, sir.  PACHYDERM!!!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

is that a gauntlet reference i smell? nice!

also, i like how in panel two (the most detailed panel ever...truly you are the retconned bastard mutant lovechild of steve mcniven from a parallel universe) the "food" is a jug of moonshine whiskey. classy.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh man that is the best comeback ever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the fist pump is hilarious!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: the sign on the door? that sign is awesome.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

comic is now +5 awesome!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: class act, my man.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: panel three is my favorite panel in recent history.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: this comic needs more redshirts!
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Ah...  The crossovers continue... Bliss.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

are you ripper? tearer? slasher?

ARE YOU THE TEETH iN THE NiGHT?!? THE TALONS iN THE DARK?!?

no?

ok then.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

fist pump!

sometimes i forget that you draw your comics several months in advance.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

man, i hate chick tracts.

Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says: this is soooo true.
Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says:

this comic has everything!

Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says: THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE RED DAWN!
Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says: nooooooo make more. although i shouldn't talk, lol
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

don't forget her brief stint as andromeda of the legion of superheroes.

oh man, she's so damn convoluted.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

dude, mr m has got back in panel 4. seriously. he so bootylicious.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! excellent. go faux hawk go!
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

equal opportunity offender: " slum it up once in a while!" cheap AND dirty, wow...

chris butler (captaineasy) says: DC continuity blows.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: my favorite part? the students are telling mr m when to do what.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Dude! I had a lesbian third cousin that had a mina bird that would curse like a sailor and say " Heeerrrreeee Kitty kitty kitty!" That was the funniest shit in the world when you're,like, twelve! Come to think of it, it would be pretty funny now... what does that say about me? HHMMMMMM......
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I love lesbian third cousins almost as much as talking birds.  Don't worry I know 80 year old men who would laugh at that.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Whoa there Elvis! You mus' be like a ten degree ninja with a sansa-belt! Bet that shit smarted a might, huh?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"it's on like donkey kong" has become mr m's catchphrase.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

this new character cries while listening to bright eyes, and has a deadjournal where he writes about crying and listening to bright eyes.

please make him die.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i like that you put up an "i don't have any money" gag on tax day.

i wish i could pretend you'd done it on purpose.

Tara (goddess_tara) says:

So he goes from Death to The Crow? 

... That is a dude, right? 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that's no dude!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

goddammit my brain is on fire!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: never tell me the odds!
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Once, I got really drunk and did four hits of acid and then I chased a giant rabbit around with a tennis raquet with my pit bull.We were both naked.Thanks for bringing back those warm memories....
Tara (goddess_tara) says: Happy 4/20 to you, too!  ;D
chris butler (captaineasy) says: ancient chinese wisdom from ultimate warrior dude; AWSOME!!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: For the record he is a dude, he was inspired by one of my former students.  I just drew big lips on him for the goth black lipstick.  And yes, he goes from Death to the Crow.
Tara (goddess_tara) says:

And here I thought I was the only one who misinterpreted the name of that show only to be GROSSLY DISAPPOINTED. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: your genius is unparalleled!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: twitchel wins the internet
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

that is some angry shit bro!

 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: holy lord fucking almighty cthulu's balls! why is her shirt cut so low?!
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

dear christ! flashback of Miss Chokesondick from south park! she needs to keep them badboys under wraps!

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: One time while I was subbing I asked a girl to cover herself because she was revealing far too much skin, she refused so I asked for some backup.  Thirty minutes later this female assistant principal walks in with a low cut shirt.  She told me I should just drop it.  This principal is loosly based on her.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: HHEEEEEYYYYY ...I just noticed that the secretary threw on the High Beams ! Very Classy...
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Justin Maudslien is perhaps the finest writer working in the medium today.  (By that I mean he's a guy that I work with who sneaks all of our in-jokes brilliantly into his online comic strip for the world to scratch their head over.) - Matt. Murray, MoCCA
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Is that hair on her chest?
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Hey! I do that all the time!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"seminal fluids" is funny in lots of different ways.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i completely disagree with your insecurity concerning this page. it is +5 excellent.

also: i like how you keep track of continuity with mr. m's "seminal fluids"-stained tie.

chris butler (captaineasy) says:

Are those fish head converse I see? cool. Mr. M keeps it old school!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

fan-goddamn-tastic.

mr. m is a supervillain. rock on.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

panel two has a double dose of awesome.

"liefield anatomy" indeed.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

is that harry osborn arguing with ponch from chips?

also, harry osborn's t-shirt is the fucking bee's knees.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i like how he is talking about meeting drunk girls and then asking to be picked up.

it's the little things i love.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: mercat? MERCAT.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: violence, bling, and prostitution? shifuckyes!
chris butler (captaineasy) says: psylocke is SO hot!You sick lucky bastard!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you forgot the hoary hosts of hoggoth.

panel 4 is super fantastic!

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: And let's not forget Neil Diamond...  TODAY!!!
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: When I first read this it looked like your mom was saying she was going to call INXS.  That would be awesome
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: I remember when this actuallly happened (kinda in Jersey), just as funny then as it is now,
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Bundt, Justin.  You meant to say it cover up her bundt. Also acceptable: Front Ass.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i kinda like "fumpa."

also, you a little upset about this, sport?

chris butler (captaineasy) says: I think that I will gift upon you a dictionary.It is used in the confirmation of misspelled words. Words like... "embrased" for instance. Spelled with a "C" big guy ( THAT'S why you still a SUB "G" )HA-HA! just fukkin witchu man!Happy wednesday back at you.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

she has said exactly ONE word, and i already hate mandatory girlfriend.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh shit what time is it? CALL IT!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I fixed the spelling error.  Sorry Britney may be a slave for you, but I'm a slave to spell check.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

Time check 7:38.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

please please PLEASE scream that the next time you walk into a bar.

please.

chris butler (captaineasy) says: GO GO FEAUX-HAWK!! I think it was voted the gay-est hairstyle ever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

shock for great justice!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i know we all hate mandatory girlfriend, but i desperately need you to do a story where mr. m takes her and her friend amber to a mastodon show.

please.

i'm begging you.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: mandatory girlfriend is kind of growing on me (like a tumor). i liked her more when i didn't like her.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i like the greek shirts in the third panel. hooray pop culture!
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

yeah!! (fist pump).

Dan (thetricksterking) says: HOORAY FIST PUMP!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

naked firebreather!

except the angle either makes her look really short or...um...wow. that would be impressive.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Is it the Shocker reference or the Mastodon t-shirt that spurring the emotions, I wonder.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: I called it!
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: da-da-da-dah-da dah-da-da-da-dah-da...
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Dude , that's nasty! That chick had an adams apple AND a package! ICK!
Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says: hahahahahhahaha
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

fan-goddamn-tastic, sir.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i hope mr m finished off his evening with a good old spartaning (you know...casually glancing to the side and then kicking someone off a cliff).

chris butler (captaineasy) says: So it was ultiamte warrior ghost dude that hooked you up with the adams apple package packer! You should buy your dick a pair of glasses!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: The package was unintentional, but now that you mention it, it is pretty nasty.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that beer is called lush.

fantastic.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

sub-mariners? i can live with that.

not wearing that tiny chainmail speedo, though.

Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says: thid one is my all time favorite
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh this is beautiful, sir.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...oh you magnificent bastard.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

This strip hurts so good.  A genius you are my friend.  Thanks!

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

Art imitating life, once again.  Justin, you are the official chronicler of the MoCCA experience!  Brilliance!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

SHAZAM!

genius, sir. sheer genius.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

he should've been brutally honest.

"black men."

Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh man this is fucking genius!
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Gawddammit Gump ! You're a goddam genius!I'd nominate you for officer training, if it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn fine enlisted man!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it looks like peaches is skullfucking the hammer. and using alcohol running down his chest as lube?

it...panel 5? most terrifying panel i have ever seen.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Your spirit animal plays bass?  How awesome is that?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: He is my familiar. All first level fighter mages should have a familiar.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ketih ledger?
chris butler (captaineasy) says: sure, KEITH ledger; that would be HEATH ledger's rednecky cousin.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i am hoping the alarm clock is really soundwave.

Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says:

YAY BACK TO THE FUTURE REFERENCE!

http://www.theadventuresofgoodandevil.com

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Hey cut the man some slack... at least he spelled Keith right.  And those Morgan Freeman freckles are excellent.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i'm actually a little afraid of the kind of people who would troll for porn and accidentally find a page called "sub-human."

congratulations! this calls for more hooch.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i like how he's peeling a blue potato in the first panel.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

It is soap, Irish Spring soap.  Curse my bad artwork.

Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says:

Wow. I've never thought about it, but I'm sure it happens EVERY FREAKIN TIME.

I promise I'll never do this to any substitute when I'm a teach!

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: STROKEFACE!  Ah!  Hurts now, more so than ever. 
Dan (thetricksterking) says: that comic you linked to sucks pretty hard!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i like how mr. m's lightsaber is a ruler.

also? best comic yet!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: suddenly the different strokes theme song is running through my head.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: huzzah fist pump!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that...is fucking awesome.

also, i can think of at least 8 things to make shivs out of in panel 1 alone.

Travis Wright (theadventuresof) says: HAHAHAHHAHA
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

KHAAAAAAAN!

hooray oddly mishapen heads! did you ink this on the train again? or while drunk? or while drunk ON THE TRAIN?!?

that's the best time.

oh, a buddy of mine spent a big chunk of last weekend quoting sub-human. thought you'd like to know.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...you lost me at "multiverse."
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Drop that mo simplistic pimp shit!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: mr m freaking out is unduly hilarious. props, yo.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: wait, i thought you loved hannah montana.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Yeah he does -- but he doesn't draw her as well as you do, Dan.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...goddammit. my secret shame.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

most. offensive. comic. ever.

congratulations.

Adam (theredfish) says: Its a toss-up between wondering what kind of reception he gets or if he needs to take a casprin.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: Hairy, yet ...bald. What's the deal?!?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i hate you so much, adam. more than you can possibly imagine.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

khan is wearing a shirt that says "shatner's balls" and then throws a ball at mr. m, who responds like kirk.

fantastic.

do you know what are not fun? fbi background checks are not fun.

chris butler (captaineasy) says: you know what's not fun? body cavity checks. not fun.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: is that loki's helmet?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: was that a sin city reference? very good, sir.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Justin, I love how your satirical comic about life as a sub has become some kind of surreal sci-fi strip with socially inapproriate and physically impossible  BS happening at least every day or three.  Way to either: a) jump the shark; or b) avoid jumping it by changing the speed boat to an X-Wing fighter.  Kudos, you glorious bastard!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: preach on, brother.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: worst. dimension. ever.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

we'll miss you, dude. karaoke won't be the same without you.

godspeed, you magnificent bastard.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

how did getting hit in the head make mr. m break his arm for ONE FRAME and possibly pee blood?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

ha ha ha!

poop.

Adam (theredfish) says:

Wow.  So after critically evaluating the circumstances of a day-long blowjob, Mr. M scrawls a miscontextualized quote from shortround.

 

Well played.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Hey you literally contributed to that urine puddle, Justin... And it was better city for it.  Now go fuck yourself you West Coast ass pansy.  Love, Matt.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

as i read this, the theme song for different strokes came up on pandora.

i shit you not.

chris butler (captaineasy) says:

Nicole is an all day sucker...

 

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: If you haven't noticed by now Mr. M is a little crazy and sees the world a little differently.  That means he can have his arm in a sling for one panel to emphasize how devastating that shot to the eye really was.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"capable of holding 4 periods."

you could have worded that a little better.

worst. superpower. ever.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

Wow, a student teacher version of Mr. M!  This is like "Mr. M: Origin."  Glad to see there are no lame bone claws.

chris butler (captaineasy) says: did the principal suffer from a stroke? or is that a "sucker's cramp"?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh man this is fantastic!
Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: I can make comments now! I only wished I made my name "Dr. Snatch" instead of Miyuki
Dan (thetricksterking) says: maybe miyuki is dr snatch's secret identity.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: WHY IS HE STILL WEARING THAT TIE IT IS COVERED IN POO NOW
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Yes, Mr. M tries to adapt and overcome, even the scent of feces just inches below his nose.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: The origin of her facial characteristic are unknown, but it is believed she had some bad plastic surgery before they were perfected.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

did khan hit casparin, who we've established as a figment of mr. m's imagination?

THAT FIEND.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

for a second there i thought you'd been taking an art class.

OH SNAP DOG.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh man this is hilarious!

is this real?

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Yo mistuh - You do bubble lettaz?
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Fucking brilliant.  You let him suffer accordingly, right?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Oh yes, this is real.  That little bastard was really annoying.  I made him wait another twenty minutes.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: holy damn!
chris butler (captaineasy) says: OH NO! They say he's got to go! GO GO -GO GO ...um  M-zilla? whatever.....
Dan (thetricksterking) says: go mr m go! you hump that bridge and train full of passengers!
Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: hahaha
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Who is a dumbass who accidently skipped yesterday when posting his comic a month in advance?  That would be me.  Sorry about that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

that just means you win. it's like strip #200 TWO DAYS IN A ROW.

also, evil mr. m has sean connery's voice in my head.

Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: Yeah! Smear that train across your taint!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

zen answer: yes...but it carries horrible freudian connotations.

this is my favorite comic to date.

chris butler (captaineasy) says: Eodipus himself would applaud the mom joke.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"check restrooms frequently for students who may be upset or crying."

oh, i do. and then i offer them candy in my van.

oh man i am like kevin bacon in the woodsman. hey! drinking game! drink every time there is a reference to kevin bacon being a pedophile in the woodsman!

okay so i am totally drunk? BUT "no holding hands! that is how babies happen!" is the most funny thing i've read today.

SUPER LONG COMMENT IS GO.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: that or poke out his own eyes.
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

"put on all your jackets, move into the exits;I hope you have found a friend.you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here..."

 

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Yo dog, you sunburnt!  (Can I get a timecheck on that snap Dan?)
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

1:33, yo!

y'all been snapped, son. for reals.

chris butler (captaineasy) says: AWSOME Kirby-esque dimensional rift! ( wait, why am I kissing YOUR ass?... ) Okay, tolerably standard Kirby-esque diminsional rift.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

ha! face full of volcano!

Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: He also has hair
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You're the man now dog!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

what the hell evil khan.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

super tiny comic!

still perfectly legible, though.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

vaudevillian or not, i laugh uproariously at spit takes.

it's why i can't watch porno anymore.

Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: Your women have some serious DSLs.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: PBR: Breakfast of champions!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh man i absolutely love the "i have several bad habits" gag in the first sub-human book and have, up to now, been a little dissappointed at their lack of existance in the strip.

now my life has meaning.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i also like that this comic works just as well without mr. m's internal monologue.
Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: That sounds like a typical day...
Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: Hilarious that that's a true story, btw- you're right though. Diet Pepsi and PBR cans do kinda look the same.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"that boy is nothing but meat and eyes."

ha!

chris butler (captaineasy) says: Kegel! GIVE ME A HUG!!!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

90% of this comic scares me. from them doing kegel's at lunch in a school, to mr. m walking into a room of women stroking out only to learn they are excercising and then asking to join.

props, sir.

Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: Teachers frighten me now.
Jennifer Babcock (miyuki) says: Good ol' Conference Room B...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: huzzah fist pump!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what the fuck cat suit.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh man this is fantastic!

"i gotta conquer her like a viking and pillage that booty."

Mike Hankins (hankinstienstudios) says: Yeah, man -- pretty much all of that second to last panel is genius...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the crazy lean is awesome.

but he looks like he's beating it in that last panel.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

homelessness does not rock the house.

huzzah voltron!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: what the hell ass balls super tiny comic.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! this one is fantastic.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: you forgot the j.geils band's " love stinks"
chris butler (captaineasy) says: 29 huh? I thought as much, call it a..HUNCH!  HAH! "hunch"! get it? I love that bit...
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I'm paying by the minute at Kinkos to scan these.  Sometimes in my flurry of activity I put it on the wrong size.  Once I get my own scanner I hope to fix them.  Sorry.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Insert "Blair's cousin Jerry joke" here.
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

that is fucked up dude. seriously.

 

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

"sorry this is so large and it is late."

i bet you say that to all the ladies.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i love that this conversation is being held in gym class.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: that's only aboput fifteen minutes in Meth time! c'mon ya pussy!
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Nice 1990's hair!  I think I wore that same bow-tie suspender combo to my prom, too. 
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

this page is fantastic! how you be so awesome, justin maudslein? HOW?!?

give me your powers.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: You know what's awesome?  That little island of dying hair follicles on the front of Mr. M's forehead.  You really are the world's best comic artist.  Nay, the greatest of all time.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: more than any other comic, i hope this one really happened.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: matty: he's like a modern day rob liefeld!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: even funnier if you read it in an extra thick cartoon bad german accent.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: AAAAARRRRRRR!!!!! Shiver me timbers! Wow, That was just like when I talked like a pirate last week. I think I will start talking like a pirate ALL the time! AVAST ye swabs! Scalliwags! ...um...Yo ho ho.... I think I ran out of pirate-y stuff to say; ahh shit, talking like a pirate is a bust! dammit....
Dan (thetricksterking) says: gyargh. i do be neglectful of this most fine of days. i do be ashamed.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: his lovely lady hump check it out
Dan (thetricksterking) says: marcellus wallace is going to want that back, you know.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Wow that should be an actual drink special.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

we'll have to mix it up. it'll have to be potent.

two parts 151, one part creme de menthe, layered?

oh man that sounds appropriately wretched.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: also causes extra nightmares!
chris butler (captaineasy) says: The damn boat scene where they chop the chicken's head off is still the stuff of nightmares!Gene Wilder is the creepiest willie wonka ever. hands down.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

New look Mr. M?  Is this going to be like the "New Look Archies"-- where he's more realistic and has more romance based story lines?  Are you going to hire Joe Staton to update your style?

Thanks for the plug!  SAC it up!  "This I Command!!!"  Cobra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

it's pretty weird that your comic said "latex me up" and just ten minutes ago i said the same to your mother.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

Don't know when you posted it, Dan - but we officially have a snap on 9/26/08 8:27PM Eastern Time.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: I think the actual words uttered were "Wario-lookin' motherfucker."  Maybe she did find a "Better Man."  Cheers to them wherever they are.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

heh. that night rocked.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: is mr. m rubbing coke on his gums?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Yes, of course, he needs to test it.  I learned that by watching the A-Team back in the day.
Jeremy Cook (jeremycook) says: holy shit!! thats amazing...Thank you sir
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Way to go, champ...  Way to go.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: DUDE!  This was totally anticlimactic! Were there two guys duking each other in the ass or not?!? 
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says:

Sorry that was all in Mr. M's head.  The butt sex was the worst case scenario he was imagining, fortunately that never took place.  However in Mr. M's excitement, he forgot basic doorway safety and smacked this innocent (and non-butt humper) boy in the head. 

Well, I thought it was funny (although I didn't think it was funny at the time) and I don't think I could do a run of gay sex jokes without seriously pissing off or alienating my legions of Sub-Mariners. 

Dan (thetricksterking) says: sure it was.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Simply amazing.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hey if you make that last panel into a t-shirt i will totally wear it on my upper body.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Rainbo in the Dark!!!  NICE!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i'd also like to point out that mr. m is sleeping with another student. but hypocrisy can be ignored in light of staggering annoyance and stupidity.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: The pencil mark bleed through from the comic you drew above this is freaking me out!  It looks like the dead kid in Three Men and a Baby!
Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: Oh my, this is truly brilliant
Dan (thetricksterking) says: it's casparin preparing to materialize! foreshadowing! justin's a goddamn genius.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i'm still confused by your insistance on censoring your comic's language. you feature an aborted ghost as a character. i think you're well past being considered safe for work.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I'm sorry but you will have to take that up with the Comics Code Authority.  They are very clear about foul language and how it will corrupt the young, but aborted ghosts, that falls in the gray area.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

your mother falls in the gray area!

(by which i mean my boner)

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: ...and if by your mother, Dan actually means your father... because Dan is gay.
Mike Hankins (hankinstienstudios) says: I thought it was because he was comparing this woman to skeletor... like, she fulfills the role of skeletor in his life. Of course, in our own minds, all of us are the He-Man (He-Men?) of our own lives... which is why Eternia is the "happy place" for so many of us... Nice strip!
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Then YOU, my friend, are my Sorceress!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i'd use up my cards in like the first half hour.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: what. the. fuck.
chris butler (captaineasy) says: what the fuck is language arts?!?!? didn't that USED to be ENGLISH?language is not an artform!shit!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hey justin when did your artstyle improve ha ha oh snap dog
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

Time check.  10/26/08 3:38PM

 Oh and BTW - I am scare!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

what.

the.

fuck.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: the freud panel is genius!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the superman logo is fucking hard to draw.

that boo cake was goddamn delicious, by the way.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i apporve of the arseface world tour t-shirt!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: if you don't get the rufio reference...what the hell are you doing reading this comic?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i like how the masticate example isn't even close to grammatically correct. it makes it twice as funny!

hurr hurr hurr masticate.

chris butler (captaineasy) says:

Say there Justin; do you think it wise to use the actual names of students in your posting?Possible legal ramifications? Mystery to me.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

heh. bobby pet.

hey! this is probably illegal!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: chuckle? your mom was beating it to that book, dude.
Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says:

Nice flashback sequence, truly you are a person from my generation.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i approve of the creepy beastman! i fear to see him in the wild horses scene.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

One of my favorite haikus:

 

The Lord of the Rings

The Fellowship of the Ring

Special Edition

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

absolute genius!

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: What the fuck is "degication"?  And does this chick really have a direct link to the Almighty?  Can she get me a job running a comic art museum where I don't have to deal with an obnoxious, no nothing, douche drinking, stroke faced boss, or a mostly retarded staff?  Is that too much to ask for?  By tomorrow? I mean she got Conor cured in a day, and all...  Let me know.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ...douche drinking?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: I know, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried!  As for getting you a job Matt, I'll see what I can do.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: if you haven't seen the hilarious exaggerations about chuck norris...how did you find the internet?
Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says:

Barbarella Sweet!

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Douche drinking.  Quaint turn of phrase, eh?
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: You learn something new every day on Subhuman!  Thanks Mr. M.!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: best teacher ever
Dan (thetricksterking) says: so...wait can the kid hear ultimate tsu holidon?
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: No he can't, and if you reread it, it still makes sense, because then Taterhead thinks Mr. M says "That is a good one" about "Smells like Wine Coolers and Astroglide."  I almost redid this one to prevent any confusion, but then I said screw it my fans are supersmart, well except for Dan.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: The animation in that video is really Charles Burns-esque
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

dude! I totally dug the bulletboys!

I dated this chick that had the same hairstyle as the lead singer... it became a little socially awkward for me .... why am I telling you this? fuck....

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Is she still single? Because I would like to get smooth up in that.  Lead singers in 80s hair bands were strangely attractive, that is if they didn't have a penis.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

justin i know i say this all the fucking time but i think i can point to this page and say that this...this is my favorite strip yet.

stop improving you fucker.

...

bet you've heard your mom say that.

lord knows i have!

double snap, bitch

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says:

I love the fact that you saved all this shit.  It's like years ago a piece of you said: "Yes... One day I will make a marginally artistic, surreal, comic strip about these experiences... and yes... I will need filler."

 Bravo to you Past Mr. M.  Bravo.

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: They were saved because originally I wanted to write a book and these would be pieces of inspiration.
Cory Banks (demiurge) says:

36 - 24 - 36? Only if she's 5"3".

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

...wow.

Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says:

Oh Justin,

 Girls are going to beat down your door to go out with you- especially with your Journey title on your craigslist ad. By the way, if your schedule isn't completely packed after posting your ad, lets grab a beer soon!

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: See my craigslist ad is working already. Muh-ha-ha-ha!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

hey i remember that night.

"stop it that's how babies happen" still makes me laugh.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

cookie and the cutters is an excellent name for a band

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

the fuck?

congratulations, dude!

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Europe's a big place.  You'll probably go to some Eastern Bloc country and live out some real life sequel to Hostel.  Would make for great strip fodder, though...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: que el fuck?
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Best "Zardoz" reference this week
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

this would actually be a pretty excellent way to end the comic

that being said, if you are ending the comic like this i will destroy your universe

Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: Oh man....major 80s points SWOON, so good
Cory Banks (demiurge) says: I like to think Mr. M stood there for at least 2 hours before someone noticed.
Cory Banks (demiurge) says:

I feel inspired to take on the world, one Tickle Me Elmo at a time.

I also have this strange compulsion to watch Rocky 4. Is that normal?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

well.

this is a new and altogether different kind of creepy.

Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: nothing makes me smile more than a comic with hints of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :)
Cory Banks (demiurge) says: Are there really bartenders that wear bowties? That's what I want to be when I grow up.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Then mission accomplished!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i am going to invent a new game, justin. in this game i will read through your comic and drink every time mr. m does or says anything HORRIFYINGLY BAD.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: clearly, this is a remake of an officer and a gentleman...by way of warhammer 40k.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Congratulations on 300, Justin.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: fucking win, dude.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you'll be glad to know i have expanded me repertoir of lewdness to walking up to people and saying "would you like something pretty big in the mouth?" and then offering them wine.

at...the wine tastings i run. not...like at random? that would be pretty weird.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: i really like the pacing in this one. well done, sir.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Klingons did it!  You should know that...
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Oh snap! You're right, although they had more of a fu manchu thing than walrus tusks.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

dude! DUDE

this is fucking awesome.

Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: Yes! I only hope now that Stay Puff makes a cameo some day...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: pleasebetheinterviewerpleasebetheinterviewerpleasebetheinterviewer
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Dude... KIRBY drew two of the same hand on MR. FANTASTIC...  Ditko didn't do the FF... Total loss of Nerd Cred... Extra points for setting up a Hitler joke on the bottom row of panels, though.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: No wonder I couldn't find that image.  I will hang my head in shame.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

they actually wrote out "lol"?

the children of this country are fired.

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

dude, toad IS the wet sprocket.

alternatively, you toad the wet sprocket, with toad as a verb?

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

clearly mr. m has "bluff" as a class skill.

happy new year.

chris butler (captaineasy) says: He has a B.A. in BS!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

crap is crap, man...you don't need to be a connoiseur to know when shit smells like shit.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr...mr. mangina.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh man so awesome
Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: YES! I'm all about Mr. M's culinary adventures!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr...the herps.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You alright!  I learned it by watching you!
chris butler (captaineasy) says:

That could be some rogue forearm marching throught the scene in some disturbing protest.... or maybe those lessons in the liefeld method are paying off!!! YEAH! ( fist pump).

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID

THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID

OH MAN THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID LIKE NINE TIMES

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

oh goddammit the next week is going to be poop jokes isn't it

ISN'T IT

Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: i love the lobster bibb...it puts the culinary corn dog on a new level.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i need a shirt that says "chlamydia is not a flavor"
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Hey Justin:  I found this site by searching for He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, figured you'd dig it.  http://www.fanboysoftheuniverse.com/
Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: um...wow love frame 2,  NICE
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Dude, is that Indian from the movie "Doomsday"?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: goddammit mandatory girlfriend.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i've...seen...all of these
Cory Banks (demiurge) says:

"Get to the Choppah!" might be the greatest modern composition since Justin Timberlake wrote "Dick In A Box" in G Major for horns.

 

Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: Sadly, I know about this Porno you are talking about- it was legend at the St. Paul house. I don't know if anyone actually rented it, but one of the guys there, some one you know, used to work at the Porn shop- (while playing the banjo no less) and he would have to write riveting descriptions of each film.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

fantastic!

what is that kid doing at a bar? what the hell is this, texas?

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: This was a true story, the flask and the kid.  They are at the ballpark which has overpriced beer available and any kid can point and yell at their teacher who is buying said overpriced beer.
Cory Banks (demiurge) says: Brilliant!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i dig that dare shirt, man
Dan (thetricksterking) says: when did she turn into mandatory girlfriend? what the crap is this?
Melissa Peter(woman) (melissa) says: I love " tonight will probably be the 100th loss this season, Don't ignore it!" - Born and raised in WA, I feel her pain :)
Katy Mullen (katy) says: I was actually at that game, and I WAS desperately trying to ignore it! Funny.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i might submit a picture version of this comic, but i'm pretty sure i'd get arrested for walking on an an underage girl on the can.

also, mr. m: the sympathetic pederast?

wait since when is her name amanda?

Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Her name is Racoon Eyes until he gets in trouble, then he uses her real name, Amanda.  As for the pic, I believe in you, you can do it.  I'll chip in for bail if needed.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i laughed and then had to explain why i was laughing to my coworkers.

thanks for the awkward moments, justin! big thumbs up!

Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i hate that shirt. i hate that shirt so much.

that shirt makes me sad five times.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: why...why is he saying "you got a little captain in you"? is buttfuckery happening?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: good. god. i remember when you came up with this joke.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr. shazam!
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: I love how Mr. M. looks like he has detachable action figure arms in the first panel.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You should see his Kung Fu grip!
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: Your vagina is so big and smelly, that Splinter teaches karate class in it
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: Thanks...I think.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you said "finish the package you silly goose"? the hell is wrong with you.

also, those extra credit questions are phenomenal.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: It's pretty obvious that Mr. M would translate to Annie Lennox, but Ultimate Tzu as Dave Stewart?  Awesome my man.  Pure illustrative awesome.
Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: What no Casparin as The Boss?
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

i am thoroughly impressed by this strip. well done, sir.

Matt. Murray (actnmatt) says: The mantle can't be passed!  There was no Crisis!  You do realize that if you do this you're going to have to spend the next 30 years fixing your continuity?  And then you'll have to have yearly events to try to fix that fix?  I've got a bad feeling about this...
Dan (thetricksterking) says: fan. tastic.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i dig twitchel smoking.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i like how your lack of any other color makes everybody eating doritos look like red lanterns.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr face eatin.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: hurr hurr hurr. holigans. they throw riots after and during religious ceremonies.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh. snap. dog.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: wh...what?
Dan (thetricksterking) says: this is easily twice as funny now that i am drunk and reading it out loud to other people.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: oh god. oh god my eyes. my brain is on fire. cannot. drink. fast. enough.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

douche!

um...noun. not verb. that...wasn't advice.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: alfred lord tennyson reference! dude totally gets my vote. or votes. i count for like 8.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: You alright!  I learned it by watching you!
Dan (thetricksterking) says: god. dammit.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: i really, really do not like that last panel with mr. m telling a childthing about boners while his left hand is conspicuously close to his downstairs.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

one's a prime number, right?

oh snap!

Dan (thetricksterking) says: well. that went to a wierd place.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you are the worst person in the universe. out of all of the persons in the universe, you are the absolute worst.

congratulations.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: ew.
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

you're kidding, right? just type "reach around" into google image search with the filters off.

go on. i'll wait.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: good. god.
Alice Dersham (superfrog) says: A clucking good cartoon.  This work is obviously from the hand of someone with EGGcellent perspective.  It takes pluck to be a cartoon artist!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

god. dammit. now i have to explain this joke to the room full of people who are staring at me because i am laughing hysterically.

you asshole.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: he danced the flames away. i don't know how you can deride that.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: dylan wrote all along the watchtower, you tit.
Dan (thetricksterking) says: ha! genius, mr. maudslien. sheer. genius.
Justin Maudslien (mr_m) says: The line reads "Bad Jimi Hendrix covers," as in Jimi Hendrix doing a bad cover of Dylan's song.  However, even if this was not the case, the show features a horrible rendition of the song made famous by Jimi Hendrix.  Seriously, semen jokes, Xena, and a Foxworthy parody featuring cylons...still you complain.  Suck it up bitch!
Dan (thetricksterking) says:

dude. if you have a token gay friend, and another token gay friend, you don't have any token gay friends.

dude. that's basic math.

Dan (thetricksterking) says: god's nails, that fourth panel is going to give me nightmares.
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