The Sean Connery movie quote is from The Wind and the Lion, a pretty good movie. For the 80s reference I wasn't sure if I should go with Mr. Mister's Broken Wings or Poison's Every Rose has it's Thorn. If you haven't read Preacher...SWEET JESUS go buy it right now! It is my favorite comic series of all time.
Special thanks to my roomate who had the words "Eat a bowl of dicks, you foul bitch," actually said to her.